women are hard to please

Message: store that sells husbands has just
opened
in
Ottawa where a woman may go to
choose a
husband from among many men. The
store is
comprised of 6 floors, and the men
increase in
positive attributes as the shopper ascends
the
flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open
the door
to any floor you may choose a man from
that floor,
but if you go up a floor, you cannot go
back down
except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center
to find a
husband. On the first floor the sign on the
door
reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to
herself, "Well, that's better than my last
boyfriend,
but I wonder what's further up?"

So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love,
kids.

The woman remarks to herself, "That's
great, but I
wonder what's further up?" And up she
goes
again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids
and are
extremely good looking.

"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder
what's
upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids,
are
extremely good looking and help with the
housework.

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very
tempting. BUT,
there must be more further up!" And
again she
heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids,
are
extremely good looking, help with the
housework
and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh,
mercy
me! But just think. What must be awaiting
me
further on?"

So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to
this
floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor
exists
solely as proof that women are
impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping Husband
Mart and
have a nice day!